SHAKEN NOT STIRRED
The Definitive Jame Bond Movie Podcast
Episode 0016 - License to Kill - back in action and totally off the rails.
Life happens, few weddings, career changes and moving across the country might have gotten in the way. One of the best bond movies by far - sadly the critics don't agree so screw the, We have El Presidente Bey, Gulla Gulla Island, a bonus Street Fighter Review and Wayne F'n Newton. This episode is action packed and a totally off the rails return. Let's ride.
Episode 0025 - No Time to Die Stunk - we want our money back.
We recorded a few days after seeing the movie, we finally edited it - get over yourself. The boys go through all the way this movie stunk and Mike demands an apology from Barbara Broccoli and Michael Wilson. We predicted the future because Daniel Craig gets knighted. Also this isn't a bond film - its a movie about Madeleine Swan that James bond is in....
Episode 0015: The Living Daylights - 1 hour? better make the podcast 2
Boys are back in town for the 80s vides and a new James Bond. J-soups scoring system is seriously called into question after he changes almost every original grade. Remember, don't do drugs kids - sit back, listen and let's quibble about the details. Dalton never got a fair shake and critics suck.
RECAP- Breaking Down The First 14
COVID is over baby, let’s boogie! After a short break to get all of our lives back on track, we return to recap the first 14 Bond movies, discuss favorite characters, moments, gizmos, gadgets and tunes.
Episode 0014: A View To A Kill & The Beach Boys Just Don't Belong in a Bond Film
Back for Moore - Roger Moore that is. It's the 7th time Roger Moore has reprised the roll and all the old guy jokes and puns have been used to this point. The boys chat the end of an era for Bond films, one of the most polarizing characters of all time and just gotta have more cowbell.
Episode 0013: Octopussy - Bolero Snort, Crawford Bock and Supel Drinks a Margarita. Roger Moore is ticking up in the anos and Q invents modern television
Rodger Moore is back....again.... and the boys are breaking down one of the lowest scoring bonds to date. We're recycling the bond girl and recycling the jokes - but James Bond wearing clown make-up is no laughing matter.
Episode 0012: For Your Eyes Only – it’s a Villains Two Timin’, Zamboni Drivin’, Bobsled Ridin’, Parrot Chripin’ good time…. WHOO!
The guys are back for Moore - and this time it's the 80s! The highs and very lows of the Roger Moore era begin to show with this classic Bond tale. Why is Blofeld even in this one? Old balls and great tunes. Pack up your Lotus and grab some pistachios for this one.
Emergency Podcast - No Time To Keep Waiting Around For This Movie
amidst the recent news about No Time To Die, the boys quickly address the talk of Bond 25's release being pushed back....again....for a third time.
Episode 011: Moonraker - PEW PEW PEW!
After a little break in between seasons -- deal with it we are real people with real lives -- the boys return for a bottom of the barrel Bond movie. Not even the 69 Bollinger or Bond attempting retry to save this well. But we got Jaws back again -- pew pew!
Episode XXX: The Spy Who Loved Me, Get You Out of Those Wet Clothes - Trey Gets Kicked Off The Pod - And Into A Dry Martini!
The gang comes back firing -- well mostly firing at Mike over his villain praise. Sir Roger Moore delivers a great bond performance, Barbara Bach steals your heart, Karl Stromberg thrills all (in Mike's Opinion) and Trey gets banned from the podcast for his poor scoring practices. Plus Jaws takes Shooter's 9-iron. This one is a must listen!
Episode 0010: Man With the Golden Gun and we told you last time, don’t let the Villain Outshine Everyone
After some delays — hey this isn’t our full time job so deal with it — the gang is back to talk about Golden Gun. JW Pepper is back to stink up the screen, one of the worst bond songs and the moment Roger Moore regretted the rest of his life!
Episode 009: Live and Let Die -- You Never Let the Henchmen Outshine the Bad Guy
The gang dives into Roger Moore's first Bond performance, talk about the difference between alligators and crocodiles, and that time DJ got a tarot card reading in New Orleans
Episode 008: Diamonds Are Forever...Viva Las Vegas... there is a Blofeld Shortage in the desert and yes we purposely skipped 007 out of respect.
Sean Connery is back looking older than ever, this time in Las Vegas! The gang addresses the shortage of Blofeld’s, the controversial assassins couple, Q cheating the slots, the moon-rover chase and a bond girl to disappoint them all.
Episode 006: On Her Majesty's Secret Service... George lies his way to the role and one point for the hot sausage
New movie, new bond actor and a new theme song for the gang. Boys tackle one of the most polarizing movies in the bond series and how you discuss this movie will determine how much of a fan you really are....unless you are the film magazine rankings...cause they stink!
Episode 005: You Only Live Twice... Connery pisses off an entire country and there is a reason Frank turned it down
According to Tiger, men come first in Japan -- but according to the podcast gang, this movie falls in the basement of Bond films and really doesn't age well by 2020 standards. The boys discuss the phoned in performance of our hero, ninja camps, volcanos and pac-man space craft, (waka waka.)
Episode 004: Thunderball... Prop Sharks and Tom Jones gives it his all
It's not unusual.... to spend time talking about Tom Jones going all out in Thunderball. The gang is back to talk about the underwater marvel of 1965. Gadgets, beautiful women, cocktails and a henchman that doesn't partake in any of it.
Episode 003: Goldfinger & Machine Gun Granny
He’s the man. The man with the Midas Touch. The gang gets together to chat about Auric, Cheating at golf, Odd Job, Machine Gun Granny and the most recognizable of all the bond movies - plus Sean Connery take a swipe at the Beatles.
Episode 002: From Russia With Love & Kerim Bey Enriches All Of Our Lives
The Gang chats about From Russia with Love, the 2nd Movie in the Bond Franchise. More importantly Kerim Bey joins the cast.
Episode 001: Dr. No, Sean Connery and Honey Rider
Good evening MoneyPenny - The movie that started it all. The gang puts the ultimate Bond Movie ranking metric to the test with 1962’s Dr. No starring Sean Connery and Ursula Andress. Jamaican Jams, PPK, Vodka Martinis….plus one of the best (or worst) fight scenes in a movie…Hooray Beer!
Episode 00: Ranking System & Getting Started
Episode 00 details how this idea came to be. More importantly, we detail how throughout the years ranking systems have failed to capture the essence of the Bond formula… until now. Listen to our panel outline the scientific system they will use to score and rank every bond movie.